Wanna know what I love about Fortune Cookies?
Umm… hmmmm… let me see – they always contain sayings which are supposed to make you feel good or provide some “eerie” insight into future events or your personality? Nope – that’s not it ‘cuz Lord knows when I read them, I always go, “Puhhhlease!”
No, my favorite thing about fortune cookies is the fact that you can always do two things with them: add the phrase “in bed” at the end of all fortune cookie phrases (it works, I promise!) and when you’re done that, you get to have a hell of a good laugh. *smile*
One more thing that fortune cookies are good for – picking lottery numbers that are just as big of losers as the ones I pick. 
The only thing I’m left trying to figure out – is what it is supposed to mean when get a fortune cookie without that all telling piece of paper inside? Got one of those the other day. What does it mean? Somebody, please! Tell me what does it mean?
Catch ya on the flip side.
ps… I almost for two other things fortune cookies are good for – they are a yummy little cookie, AND the dog love ‘em.
